Funny Things Kids Say

“When we were at a big family get-together, my daughter was in the bathroom with me and said ‘Boy, Mommy, you really like to wear small underwear.’ Of course the walls were paper thin.”

— Jessica

“I made the mistake of taking my four-year-old swimsuit shopping with me. The entire store heard her exclaim things like ‘Mommy, your butt hangs out of that one, too!’ and ‘Why do your boobs come down so low?’ and ‘Are my boobs going to do that someday?’ Never again has a kid come shopping with me!”

— Angie

“My son is two-and-a-half. A few months ago, we were sitting in the living room. I asked ‘Who am I?’ He responds ‘my mom.’ I pointed to Grandma and asked, ‘Who is she?’ He responded, ‘That’s Meemaw.’ Then, I pointed to my husband and asked, ‘And who is that?’ Without hesitation, he said, “That’s your baby daddy.’ I fell over laughing so hard. I have no idea where he got that from.”

— Amityhd

“When Barack Obama was running for president, we would tell our daughter (three at the time) to say ‘Go Barack Obama!’ to which she would say, ‘Go rock your mama!’ I still laugh every time I think about it.”

— astjohnyou

“My three-year-old son can’t pronounce ‘hungry,’ so he runs around saying he’s horny. Also, my five-year-old once announced in a store that we have crabs. He wanted to share that we two hermit crabs as pets.”

— ABugsWife

“When my niece was four or five, I asked her what she wanted to be when she grew up. She calmly looked at me and said, ‘I want to be the person who paints the lines on the road.’ It made me laugh so hard because it was so far out there.”

— matersalad

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