Funny Things Kids Say

“When we were at a big family get-together, my daughter was in the bathroom with me and said ‘Boy, Mommy, you really like to wear small underwear.’ Of course the walls were paper thin.”

— Jessica

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You Know You are a Mom When……

I found these hilarious facts from Lisajobaker website It actually had me in tears of laughter because we as moms can relate to if not all 98 percent of these.

1. You are pretty much embarrassment-proof.
2. A trip to the grocery store alone is your idea of a spontaneous getaway.
3. You buy enough milk on a weekly basis to sponsor an entire dairy farm.
4. When you put on make up the kids get excited that you’re all going out.
5. If you don’t change the toilet paper roll, it doesn’t get changed.
6. You can’t remember what the words “personal space” mean.